December 2011
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“Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.”
– Emo Philips (via caroline-eden)
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
– Emo Philips (via falconwing11)
“I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.”
– Emo Philips (via dostthouquotethme)
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“You know, you have to wait ten days to buy a gun in L.A. I can’t stay mad that...”
– Emo Phillips (via stilltheyleadmeback)
“Liberals want the government to be your Mommy. Conservatives want government to...”
– Andre Marrou (born 1938), political figure from Alaska (via bushranger)
Daughter: dad I'm a lesbian
Dad: it's cool
Second daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too
Dad: Christ, doesn't anyone in this family love cock?
Son: I do
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